Bigfoot straddles the back of a massive great white shark just behind the dorsal fin. His thick, dark-brown fur is soaked and matted, clinging to his broad, muscular frame. One massive hand grips the shark’s fin like a handle, the other arm thrown back for balance. His enormous, hairy feet press into the shark’s rough gray skin on either side, toes splayed. The shark surges forward, mouth agape with rows of jagged teeth, tail whipping through churning ocean waves as water sprays in arcs around them.