Design a surreal animated character: Captain Fizzblast, a faded 32oz soda cup with delusions of grandeur and the voice of a washed-up space hero. His waxy paper body is warped from age, with retro soda branding peeling off in places. The lid is dented and stained, slumped slightly to one side like a crooked crown. His straw juts out at an angle, twitching when he’s agitated. His face is stretched across the front of the cup—bulging eyes, a cracked grin, and a chin drawn on with Sharpie. One side of the cup is bloated like he’s been left in the sun. He moves with a lazy slosh and his voice fizzes when he gets emotional. Cocky, loud, and oblivious, he treats every conversation like a mission briefing, even when ordering tacos.