Hyper-realistic crinkled foil snack bag of tortilla chips (parody), do NOT match Doritos trade dress. Pun name: “DARE-RITOS” in bold custom lettering (original font). Mascot: cool triangle chip character wearing sunglasses, holding a skateboard, with tiny lightning bolts. Metallized plastic film bag with heat-sealed top/bottom, side gussets, tear notch, slight puffiness, deep wrinkles, micro-scratches, fingerprints, dust specks, realistic glare/reflections. Front: original chip illustration + flavor badge “Spicy Lime Crunch”, net wt, small icons. Back: placeholder nutrition facts + ingredients, barcode, recycle marks, lot/exp stamp; subtle print grain, seam overlap, minor rub-wear on creases. PBR-ready: clean UVs, hi-res textures, accurate plastic roughness/specular, micro-normal for wrink