Design a surreal animated character: Tony Greasewheel, a sentient slice of pizza with the attitude of a 1970s burnout and the body of a walking cholesterol warning. His triangle-shaped body is floppy and uneven, with thick, bubbling cheese that sags and stretches when he moves. Grease constantly drips from his curled-up pepperoni “shoulders,” and one olive eye keeps sliding down his face. His crust forms a wavy pompadour, slightly burnt and covered in sesame seeds. He walks with a slow, oozing swagger—leaving orange stains wherever he goes. His voice is raspy, always mid-belch, and he insists he “used to be part of a combo meal empire.” Equal parts gross, tragic, and weirdly charming.