The $99.99 Ultra DLC Sword 💰⚔️ Description: A sword so pay-to-win that it's locked behind a real-world purchase. If you somehow obtain it, it instantly kills everything because capitalism wins. 📏 Size & Shape: A golden credit card with a blade sticking out. 🎨 Colors & Materials: Gold-plated, surrounded by a glowing “BUY NOW” sign. ✨ Additional Features: If used too much, it charges your credit card until your bank account is empty., #ChronoForgeWeapon#

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