Concept: A RubeGoldbergstyle machine operated by a jittery goblin with six arms, three monocles, and a lab coat smeared with nougat. The machine classifies Halloween candy into absurdly specific categories. Main Room Details: Conveyor belts carrying candy to ridiculous labeled chutes: “Acceptable Caramels,” “Suspicious Marshmallows,” “Fruit-Flavored Betrayals,” “Sentient Gummies (Handle with Gloves).” Giant tongs grab certain candies and dunk them in glowing green syrup “for analysis.” A wall of “BANNED” candies, each pinned like a butterfly in a museum. Goblin’s Details: Wears candy cornshaped goggles. Talks entirely in sugarrelated puns and gasps dramatically at off-brand peanut butter cups. Keeps a personal stash labeled #Halloween2025#